Snitching

The President has demanded that government employees rat out anyone working for the Federal government that is a "DEIA hire" (the A is for Accessibility, so not just no darkies, broads, or queers, but also no gimps and crips) so that said individuals may be purged from the payroll in favor of more deserving applicants. And he isn't just requesting snitches within the Washington agencies, he's opened it up to everyone and directed reports be emailed to DEIAtruth@opm.gov. As a patriotic American, I felt it was incumbent on me to do my part, particularly since the directive promised "adverse consequences" for those failing to report on DEI leeches and their sympathizers within ten days.

My email is transcribed below. 

To: DEIAtruth@opm.gov

Subject: unqualified employees

 

It has come to my attention that there are affirmative-action hires in the executive branch, none of whom are qualified for their posts and none of whom were hired on merit. All were given their jobs based on their race, gender, and backgrounds and have zero business being in government if we are to be, in fact, a meritocracy as President Trump has declared.

As the president and the Secretary of State and acting Attorney General have stated, such employees are wasting taxpayer dollars in a shameful attempt to undermine American values. They have taken jobs from far more qualified true Americans that happen to be of a different gender, ethnicity, or background. Some have criminal records and many are even born of immigrant parents and grandparents, people who were not even actual Americans!

There are dozens of these individuals, including the following: 

• Donald John Trump
• James Donald Bowman AKA James David Vance
• Elon Musk
• Devin Nunes
• Susan Wiles

In addition, there are several people being considered for jobs that are not qualified and are clearly DEI applicants to fill some sort of quota:

• Peter Hegseth
• Pamela Bondi
• Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Junior
• Linda McMahon
• Tulsi Gabbard
• Kristi Noem
• Russell Vought
• Lee Zeldin

If we are to reward merit and cease discriminating against worthy individuals in favor of unqualified losers in the name of "inclusion" then all of these people need to be shown the door. Get on that straight away, will you?